Alice In Wonderland

Wow. It sure does look pretty! And I know this is art, not actually screen captures. But still… wow.

I’m bound to be disappointed with the this film. My love for Alice has set the bar rather too high. But if it looks like that, it can be the worst film ever and I shall be enthralled over and over and over….

Does anyone know if it’s going to be a musical? I’d somehow imagine so, but then at the same time, not.

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The Apprentice – series 5

It was the final last night. But I won’t go spoiling the surprise.. Honest

So the Apprentice is over once again. And I’d just started to get into it. And I really don’t want to watch Big Brother instead.

Margaret is leaving to study for her PHD, something to do with ancient texts on papyrus? And the winner gets a job in the digital signs department, ooh, exciting.

But if you do want to know who won, you can click here.

The Apprentice

Wednesday 8th April

The Apprentice

BBC1, 9pm

You may have noticed Sir Alan is looking extra-buff these days. Whether he’s been spending every waking hour between series of The Apprentice at the gym or with his personal trainer, getting his buns firmed-up, we don’t know, but this is definately a more lithe version of the great man we’re seeing. Perhaps he was given his own version of the fitness device that the winning team comes up with for theis week’s task, which is to invent their own “completely original product that tones and flexes muscles”.

Not  only that, the poor blighters have to design a poster to promote the bloody thing (as Sir Alan would say). And just to get the candidates extra excited, Sir Alan tears down the gender divide as the boys’ and girls’ teams are given a little mix. That doesn’t stop one of the blokes slapping his own bum to show how toned it could get with the right training equipment.

Turn over to BBC2 afterwards for You’re Fired.